"Have you ever been sad because you realized you’re over someone and you don’t need them anymore? Like something about the way you woke up crying and screaming their name and something about texting them when you were drunk was addicting. And now it’s sad because you don’t even think of them often when you’re sober because they’re completely gone. You’ve lost them and you’ve lost their memory because you don’t remember them anymore. Sometimes you forget they exist and now that you think of it you don’t remember their middle name. You lose someone twice, once when they leave, and once when you decide to walk away from all the memories. And I’m not sure which one is more sad."
"If you’re ever with a girl who is too good for you, marry her."